Let me preface this post by stating that I am not in some weird sexual humor mood (just because of this and my previous post), but, I am instead utterly shocked/amused by people's naivety and disgustingness. How does preventing a dog attack lead to pregnancy?? Well, perhaps it happens in the same way that people can NOT know they are pregnant. IDIOTS. What?...Did you think that you were just fat and that the whole "human being kicking inside of you" thing was just a "food baby"?? Well...you were wrong, and incredibly stupid. NEWSFLASH: YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE A MOTHER IF YOU CANNOT TELL WHEN YOU ARE PREGNANT... 'Nuff said. But, hey, thanks for the laughs.
Oh, and the whole and "One thing led to another..." part of this letter reminds me of this song from Mama Mia...which will now be in my head all day. Fantastic Mr. Postman.
YES! EXACTLY! You hear of those women who think they are just having stomach pains and then out pops a baby. Generally these women are obese but it still begs the question of how they could miss all of the other symptoms, like the movement of the fetus and ummm how about lactating?? haha.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA Have u ever watched that show? It is...horrifying
ReplyDeleteWhich show sorry?
ReplyDeleteI didnt know I was pregnant..
ReplyDeleteIt is ridiculous.