A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

There is nothing linking these stories or images, but each is funny (at least it was for me) and all laughter, in my opinion, is worth telling.

1. While in the bathroom of a nice restaurant for dinner, these hung in the stall. I do not know why but I find these ridiculous. The flowers and the play on the word "nap sack" are priceless. Add in the fact that I entered the bathroom following a gossip-girl styled teenager complete with the flower on the head band thing, who would not touch any handles (not even to turn on the sink) and therefore spent most of the time gripping handles with her clothes, and this experience was FANTASTICALLY AWKWARD. I definitely washed my hands slowly trying to creep on her negotiating the handles and the door to exit. I wondered if she was Germaphobic, scrubbing in for surgery, or if she had weird parental rules growing up that stuck in her head as a teenager. Unfortunately, I will always wonder.

2. On the way to Boston my dog broke out of his bag and made a run for it. Though he was easily caught, and his story in no way compares to my friend who had her dog break out, pee on a man's coat, and then she had to pay for his dry cleaning, it still was definitely great in flight entertainment. Since he royally destroyed his carrier, on the way back I had to use duck tape to keep him in. My boot-leg carrier, and all the stares it received from the stewardesses and people boarding the plane as I taped him in, made the flight back almost as entertaining as the flight there. It definitely helped me feel better after the hour delay.

3. LOOK AT WHAT THIS RESTAURANT SELLS: Sushi, Lasagna, Sandwiches, Carrot Juice, Sesame Noodles, and Bubble Ice Tea. Even more fun, I am not sure if the place has a name or if it is actually called "Ice Cream, Coffee, Sushi, & Noodles". Whatever this place is, or whatever it is named, it has the weirdest combination of everything, and is, therefore, AWESOME.

4. Where do you put a dog who broke his bag when you have to use an airport bathroom?! Answer: You keep him in the bag and hang him on the stall. There are no words. Oh, and to the animal lovers out there, I promise it is not as torturous as it looks. In fact, he is spoiled as hell.